Hello first night of vacation :) #myposts #angryorchard #crispapple #hardcider #cuzthatsallidrink #myfav
Some of the best #ThingsTimHowardCouldSave memes on twitter.
oh my god
I’m just gonna let the world figure this out
What does this mean???? Help????
Wait for it
Took a break from commissions today to draw this for myself - two of the best sitcom families.
"One day in the subway, James saw a red cat with a wound to the leg that likely resulted from a fight with another cat. It was obvious that the cat needed help. James could not pass and took the cat to the vet. With a little medical treatment and prescription drugs, the cat quickly recovered. At that point, James found it impossible to say goodbye to Street Cat Bob. Bob followed James everywhere he went. As James played the guitar on the street and Bob sat nearby, revenues increased dramatically. People found it difficult to pass when they looked at the cute kitty. James went on to write a book describing their adventures in the street which was full of life – both dramatic and comedic. In the book, James says that he could not have imagined how meeting Bob would change his life. His friendship with the cat healed him from a life that had been very hard. Most likely, if Bob could speak, he would say the same thing.”
Um, so here is a book I am going to go BUY… NOW.
how do people on tumblr become so interesting that people actually willingly ask them about their life like i’ve been here for 3 years and i’m pretty sure half of you don’t even know my name
I hope hank likes these otherwise what the hell am I gonna do with 400 live worms
coat yourself in glue and roll around in them so you can lumber into a playground and bellow “THOUSANDS OF MY COMRADES HAVE BEEN SLAIN BY YOUR SKECHERS™. NOW, RETRIBUTION.”
modern Hogwarts headcanon
muggleborn sixth years jumping from moving staircase to moving staircase shouting “PARKOUR”