Umbridge: “Boys and girls are not permitted to be within 8 inches of each other.”
[gay wizard laughter]
maybe the little bruises and cuts that show up on your body seemingly out of nowhere are actually little injuries that happened to your soulmate and you get the same marks on your skin as them
write a book
3D printed out candy
it has begun
soon we’ll be able to illegally download food
I would absolutely download a pizza you stop these lies this instant
If you invite me to a party please make sure to have a cat or dog present so I have someone to hang out with.
I didn’t have my glasses on and I thought I saw someone hunched over crying so I was gonna ask if they were ok but then it was a rock
I almost consoled a rock
Who remembers when Simon Pegg, Benedict Cumberbatch, Zachary Quinto and Chris Pine went to a Hooters together? These are some lost tweets I found, allegedly they were all deleted for publicity reasons. Not lost any more I’m afraid! Apparently this was during the filming of Star Trek Into Darkness, and here’s the post that Simon Pegg refers to in his tweet.
I truly wonder if we’ll ever know the other stuff they did that night
I am still angry and upset that a) I had no idea that STID was filming so close to me and b) I had no idea who Benedict Cumberbatch was at the time. They were filming a little less than 20 miles from my house. This means they were in some of my stomping grounds.
Never not reblogging these idiots! Love them all!
I’m pretty sure that’s Hooters in Dublin, CA that Ben is sitting in. Which is a hop, skip and a jump from my house. *sigh* If only!!
WHAT THE FUCK
SOMEONE CAME UP FOR THE IDEA OF THIS.
SOMEONE WROTE A SCRIPT FOR THIS.
SOMEONE UTTERED THESE WORDS INTO A MICROPHONE.
SOMEONE ANIMATED THIS.
SOMEONE GREENLIGHTED THIS.
SOMEONE DIRECTED THIS.
SOMEONE PRODUCED THIS.
DID NOT ONE PERSON EVER STOP TO THINK THAT MAYBE THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA?